Punchinello’s Chronicles

December 11, 2008

Be the First on your Block to Own a State!

Filed under: Surely a Jest? — Punchinello @ 4:56 pm
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For Sale!

STATE OF ILLINOIS – $Cheap!!

Enjoy the fun of owning your own state, with assorted cities and towns available for recreation or to trade with neighbors. Be the first one on your block to buy an entire state of the union!

The State of Illinois

The State of Illinois

When you purchase one of our states, you get:

  • Your own cities, including the entire metropolitan area of Chicago!
  • Your own public transportation system!
  • Airports, amusement parks, highways, biways, and dirt roads!
  • Two seats in the United States Senate
  • Unlimited seats in the United States House of Representatives
  • Unlimited voting options!
  • A three-car garage!
  • Storm windows, blizzards, droughts, many fishing lakes and 1 Great lake!
  • Your own naval bases, many stores and malls, and your own government!
  • Plus Much More…!

Ask about our 2-for-1 deal!!
Buy Illinois and we’ll throw in New Jersey
50% off!

Hurry, this deal won’t be around for long!

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