Punchinello’s Chronicles

October 1, 2008

1-800-BAILOUT

Filed under: Surely a Jest? — Punchinello @ 4:20 pm
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Financial Troubles?
Can’t Pay your Bills?
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2 Comments »

  1. Thank heavens that I found you. You don’t know what a relief it is to know that
    IT’S NOT MY FAULT. Thank you for making my day.

    Comment by ibdesignsusa — September 20, 2008 @ 1:39 am | Reply

  2. check this out…and now call 1-800-BAIL-OUT

    Comment by Paul — November 13, 2008 @ 5:42 pm | Reply


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